Not A Sheep

No I haven’t managed to say inside for 555 days in a row.  Even when I’m old and retired I don’t think I’ll be allowed that luxury.  No in this case, I’m 555 days into my 1001 list with 38 tasks completed.  Of the remaining tasks about 50% are in progress one way or another [...]

I’m blogging here after almost 400 days off – back to talking drivel, testing WP stuff and completing my 101 list.

I nearly deleted my list 101 page.  When I drew it up I told myself that it is a bit of fun (and I bunged a few funny things on it) and that I would enjoy completing it and that, for the more difficult tasks, it would remind me to keep on it and encourage [...]

Dog clocks are not automatically updated for Daylight Savings time.

You’ve hired a consultant Oracle DBA , either because you decided that Oracle isn’t that different to Microsoft Access and so your secretary could manage the new APPS installation as well as anyone yet it all went Pete Tong very fast, or because the consultant that sold you “a complete business re-engineering solution that maximised [...]

There are so many, it seemed a shame not to devote another post to some of them. Like this old classic, that should be taught to every linguistic student:
A panda bear walks into a pub and asks the landlord for some bamboo. The landlord, although a little stunned, cuts some stalks from a [...]

I run a number of sites.  Some (like this one) only I write the content but on some others the content is also written by other people.  This doesn’t mean that they can write what they like nor does it mean that they must write only what I like.  I issue them with guidelines which [...]

Don’t you stupid comment spmmers know that I (like all sane WP admins) have Akismet?

Today I’m thinking about jokes.  Mostly I’m thinking that I don’t remember them very well.  I suppose I prefer a visual gag (Harold Lloyd especially), but I also enjoy spoken gags that play on words.  My favourite being the Two Ronnies sketch in a hardware store where Ronnie Barker as a yokel asking for a [...]

I was searching around the Internet due to boredom and somehow I ended up on the blog of Lindsay Morgan Wright (how cool is that name?), I learned about banned books and a bit about what she does and doesn’t do.  She also has a page about 101 things in 1001 days where she lists [...]